Students Exams SMS
(1)A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 177)
(2)Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs. Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100! Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 164)
(3)My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 130)
(4)To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
(5)Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 190)
(6)Burraaah...... Sara syllabus padh liya... Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 95)
(7)Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 151)
(8)Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 131)
(9)An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 172)
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Sorry SMS collection
Sorry SMS
(1)I'm sorry for blaming you... For everything I just couldn't do… And I've hurt myself by hurting you… There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again… Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there… It's hard to say goodbye when i
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 255)
(2)Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of... Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us... Please let us bridge the gaps...
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 184)
(3)< ( . . )> / ( v) (,,)..(,,)... Hello, How R U? < ( . . )> / (v ) ( , , )..( ,, )... FINE..! R U bored from MY SMS! < ( . . )> S o r r y / ( v )(,,) again! FINE..!
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 187)
(4)I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 173)
(5)SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 104)
(1)I'm sorry for blaming you... For everything I just couldn't do… And I've hurt myself by hurting you… There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again… Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there… It's hard to say goodbye when i
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 255)
(2)Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of... Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us... Please let us bridge the gaps...
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 184)
(3)< ( . . )> / ( v) (,,)..(,,)... Hello, How R U? < ( . . )> / (v ) ( , , )..( ,, )... FINE..! R U bored from MY SMS! < ( . . )> S o r r y / ( v )(,,) again! FINE..!
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 187)
(4)I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 173)
(5)SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 104)
Shayari SMS collection
Shayari SMS
(1)Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge, Par maan jana manane se, Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)
(2)Manzil unhi ko milti hai, Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai, Pankh se kuchh nahi hota, Hauslon se udaan hoti hai. (Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 109)
(3)Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe, Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe, Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha, Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)
(4)Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai
si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai, Aap karib ho to apnapan hai, Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 162)
(5)Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye, Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye, Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale, Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 153)
(6)Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 151)
(7)Ek ada aapke dil churane ki, ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki, Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 116)
(8)Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)
(9)Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng, Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge, Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)
(10)Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 149)
(11)Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho, Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 136)
(12)Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye, Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye, Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab, Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 142)
(13)Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)
(14)Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai, Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 152)
(15)Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal, Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin, Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum, Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 155)
(16)Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho, Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho, Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho?
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)
(17)Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai, Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)
(18)Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta, Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 156)
(19)Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho, Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho, Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga, Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)
(20)Pyara sa ehsas ho tum, har pal mere pas ho tum, Jine ki ek aas ho tum, mann ka ek vishwas ho tum, Shayad is liye.... Kuch khas ho tum.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 136)
(21)Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)
(22)Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 165)
(23)Baag ki har kali, khushbu de apko, Suraj ki har kiran, nai subah de apko, Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain, (Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 112)
(24)Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 165)
(25)Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 139)
(26)Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK ban.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 149)
(27)Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 152)
(28)Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain, hum doston mein tumhe sabse azeez maante hain. Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain, hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez maante hain.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 179)
(29)Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gam nahi, Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 94)
(30)Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar, phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar, phir darar, sari mehnat bekar, aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)
(31)Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 112)
(32)Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane, Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane, Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein, Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 160)
(33)Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)
(34)Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 132)
(35)Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim, Tu kitna chillar bachayega?
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 96)
(36)Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi, Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 153)
(37)Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 155)
(38)Hasta huya dekh kar log kehte hain ke hum gam se khali hain, par unhe kya pata ke jo gam ke baag hain, hum us baag ke mali hain..
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 129)
(39)Zuban khamosh, ankhon me nami hogi, Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi, Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega, kaise bharegi wo jagah jaha Teri kami hogi.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 160)
(40)Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi, isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi, tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum, lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi..
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 171)
(41)Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga.. husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga.. Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki.. Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga..
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)
(42)Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda, vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)
(43)Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain, meri har aah har dard samajhti hain. Pata hai majbuur hai tu bhi aur main bhi, phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti hain.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 169)
(44)Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin. Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 165)
(45)Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar. Hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar. Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain pyar??
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 161)
(46)Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain, iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain. Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka, to hass kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 156)
(47)Bheeg jaati hain palkein tanhayi mein, darte hain koi jaan na le. Pasand karte hain tez barsaat mein chalna, kahi rote hue ko koi pehchaan na le.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 145)
(1)Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge, Par maan jana manane se, Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)
(2)Manzil unhi ko milti hai, Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai, Pankh se kuchh nahi hota, Hauslon se udaan hoti hai. (Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 109)
(3)Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe, Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe, Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha, Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)
(4)Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai
si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai, Aap karib ho to apnapan hai, Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 162)
(5)Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye, Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye, Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale, Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 153)
(6)Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 151)
(7)Ek ada aapke dil churane ki, ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki, Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 116)
(8)Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)
(9)Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng, Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge, Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)
(10)Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 149)
(11)Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho, Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 136)
(12)Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye, Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye, Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab, Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 142)
(13)Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)
(14)Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai, Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 152)
(15)Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal, Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin, Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum, Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 155)
(16)Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho, Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho, Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho?
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)
(17)Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai, Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)
(18)Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta, Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 156)
(19)Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho, Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho, Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga, Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)
(20)Pyara sa ehsas ho tum, har pal mere pas ho tum, Jine ki ek aas ho tum, mann ka ek vishwas ho tum, Shayad is liye.... Kuch khas ho tum.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 136)
(21)Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)
(22)Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 165)
(23)Baag ki har kali, khushbu de apko, Suraj ki har kiran, nai subah de apko, Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain, (Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 112)
(24)Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 165)
(25)Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 139)
(26)Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK ban.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 149)
(27)Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 152)
(28)Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain, hum doston mein tumhe sabse azeez maante hain. Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain, hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez maante hain.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 179)
(29)Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gam nahi, Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 94)
(30)Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar, phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar, phir darar, sari mehnat bekar, aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)
(31)Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 112)
(32)Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane, Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane, Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein, Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 160)
(33)Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)
(34)Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 132)
(35)Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim, Tu kitna chillar bachayega?
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 96)
(36)Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi, Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 153)
(37)Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 155)
(38)Hasta huya dekh kar log kehte hain ke hum gam se khali hain, par unhe kya pata ke jo gam ke baag hain, hum us baag ke mali hain..
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 129)
(39)Zuban khamosh, ankhon me nami hogi, Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi, Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega, kaise bharegi wo jagah jaha Teri kami hogi.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 160)
(40)Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi, isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi, tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum, lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi..
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 171)
(41)Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga.. husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga.. Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki.. Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga..
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)
(42)Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda, vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)
(43)Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain, meri har aah har dard samajhti hain. Pata hai majbuur hai tu bhi aur main bhi, phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti hain.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 169)
(44)Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin. Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 165)
(45)Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar. Hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar. Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain pyar??
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 161)
(46)Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain, iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain. Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka, to hass kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 156)
(47)Bheeg jaati hain palkein tanhayi mein, darte hain koi jaan na le. Pasand karte hain tez barsaat mein chalna, kahi rote hue ko koi pehchaan na le.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 145)
Santa Banta SMS collection
Santa Banta SMS
(1)Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 157)
(2)Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 180)
(3)Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 199)
(4)Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 151)
(5)Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 166)
(7)Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 162)
(8)Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 126)
(9)Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 132)
(10)Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 164)
(11)Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 102)
(12)What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 74)
(13)Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 94)
(14)Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 95)
(16)Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)
(17)Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 208)
(17)Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 138)
(18)Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 138)
(19)Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 152)
(20)Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 162)
(21)Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant". Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 180)
(22)Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 177)
(23)Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 139)
(24)Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 104)
(25)Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 132)
(26)Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega, Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega, Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko, Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 144)
(27)A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 102)
(28)Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 168)
(29)A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 115)
(30)Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 193)
(31)Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi". Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 127)
(32)Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 139)
(33)In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 237)
(34)Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 148)
(35)Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)
(36)Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 144)
(37)Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA (Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 94)
(38)Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 158)
(39)Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
(40)Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 156)
(41)Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 96)
(42)Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
(43)Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 94)
(44)Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
(45)Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 160)
(46)Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 143)
(47)Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 128)
(48)Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 149)
(49)To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 140)
(50)I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
(51)Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 99)
(52)How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 125)
(53)Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 102)
(54)Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
(55)Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 94)
(56)Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 154)
(57)Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 81)
(58)Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 156)
(1)Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 157)
(2)Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 180)
(3)Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 199)
(4)Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 151)
(5)Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 166)
(7)Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 162)
(8)Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 126)
(9)Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 132)
(10)Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 164)
(11)Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 102)
(12)What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 74)
(13)Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 94)
(14)Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 95)
(16)Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)
(17)Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 208)
(17)Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 138)
(18)Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 138)
(19)Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 152)
(20)Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 162)
(21)Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant". Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 180)
(22)Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 177)
(23)Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 139)
(24)Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 104)
(25)Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 132)
(26)Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega, Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega, Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko, Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 144)
(27)A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 102)
(28)Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 168)
(29)A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 115)
(30)Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 193)
(31)Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi". Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 127)
(32)Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 139)
(33)In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 237)
(34)Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 148)
(35)Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)
(36)Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 144)
(37)Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA (Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 94)
(38)Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 158)
(39)Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
(40)Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 156)
(41)Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 96)
(42)Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
(43)Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 94)
(44)Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
(45)Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 160)
(46)Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 143)
(47)Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 128)
(48)Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 149)
(49)To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 140)
(50)I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
(51)Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 99)
(52)How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 125)
(53)Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 102)
(54)Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
(55)Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 94)
(56)Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 154)
(57)Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 81)
(58)Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 156)
Romantic SMS collection
Romantic SMS
(1)Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 154)
(2)Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 162)
(3)Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 147)
(4)Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, Mehboob aave ya na aave, Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 132)
(5)Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 138)
(6)Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 143)
(7)Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 153)
(8)Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)
(9)Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)
(10)Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)
(11)Har pal ne kaha ek pal se... Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao... pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho... ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)
(12)Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage, Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage, Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se, Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 139)
(13)Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki, pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki, paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)
(14)Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki, lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge, waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka, bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 153)
(15)Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban jaye, chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye (Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 121)
(16)Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 152)
(17)If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
(17)Phool bankar muskarana zindagi, muskarake gum bhulana zindagi, jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 139)
(18)Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 144)
(19)When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 132)
(20)Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 114)
(21)Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 152)
(22)Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 129)
(23)What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 120)
(24)Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
(25)When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
(26)'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
(27)Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 152
(28)When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you. (Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 103)
(29)Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
(30)I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. 2
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 131)
(31)If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
(32)You put the fun in together, The sad in apart, The hope in tomorrow, The joy in my heart.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 92)
(1)Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 154)
(2)Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 162)
(3)Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 147)
(4)Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, Mehboob aave ya na aave, Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 132)
(5)Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 138)
(6)Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 143)
(7)Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 153)
(8)Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)
(9)Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)
(10)Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)
(11)Har pal ne kaha ek pal se... Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao... pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho... ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)
(12)Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage, Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage, Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se, Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 139)
(13)Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki, pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki, paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)
(14)Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki, lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge, waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka, bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 153)
(15)Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban jaye, chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye (Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 121)
(16)Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 152)
(17)If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
(17)Phool bankar muskarana zindagi, muskarake gum bhulana zindagi, jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 139)
(18)Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 144)
(19)When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 132)
(20)Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 114)
(21)Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 152)
(22)Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 129)
(23)What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 120)
(24)Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
(25)When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
(26)'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
(27)Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 152
(28)When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you. (Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 103)
(29)Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
(30)I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. 2
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 131)
(31)If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
(32)You put the fun in together, The sad in apart, The hope in tomorrow, The joy in my heart.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 92)
Raksha Bandhan SMS collection
Raksha Bandhan SMS
(1)"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 203)
(2)The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 122)
(3)Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 183)
(4)To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 231)
(5)"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 141)
(6)"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 71)
(7)I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 167)
(8)HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL, RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 93)
(9)Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
(1)"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 203)
(2)The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 122)
(3)Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 183)
(4)To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 231)
(5)"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 141)
(6)"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 71)
(7)I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 167)
(8)HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL, RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 93)
(9)Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
Rakhi SMS collection
Rakhi SMS
(1)I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 167)
(2)HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL, RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 93)
(3)Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
(4)"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 203)
(5)The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 122)
(6)Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 183)
(7)To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 231)
(8)"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 141)
(9)"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 71)
(1)I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 167)
(2)HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL, RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 93)
(3)Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
(4)"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 203)
(5)The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 122)
(6)Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 183)
(7)To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 231)
(8)"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 141)
(9)"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 71)
Politics SMS collection
Politics SMS
(1)The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 79)
(2)Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 54)
(3)Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 118)
(4)In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 67)
(5)Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. (Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 101)
(6)Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 136)
(7)Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party. (Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 114)
(8)We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. (Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 111)
(9)Crash courses for general category. Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS. Shoe polich diploma after MBA. Sweaper degree after engineering. Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 187)
(10)Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a week? Coz for 3 days his wife is reserved for SC/ST & on Sundays for OBC.
(11)The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 156)
(12)Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
(13)Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 94)
(14)Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 93)
(15)In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 73)
(16)I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 69)
(17)A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 76)
(18)Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 123)
(19)A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 125)
(20)Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 98)
(1)The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 79)
(2)Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 54)
(3)Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 118)
(4)In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 67)
(5)Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. (Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 101)
(6)Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 136)
(7)Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party. (Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 114)
(8)We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. (Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 111)
(9)Crash courses for general category. Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS. Shoe polich diploma after MBA. Sweaper degree after engineering. Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 187)
(10)Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a week? Coz for 3 days his wife is reserved for SC/ST & on Sundays for OBC.
(11)The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 156)
(12)Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
(13)Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 94)
(14)Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 93)
(15)In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 73)
(16)I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 69)
(17)A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 76)
(18)Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 123)
(19)A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 125)
(20)Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 98)
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
New Year SMS collection
New Year SMS
(1)In Year 2007 may God...would be your Best Friend, He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You , God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
(2)Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...happy,HAPPY NEW YEAR.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 141)
(3)Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
(4)" I Wish in 2oo7 God gives You... 12 Month of Happiness, 52 Weeks of Fun, 365 Days Success, 8760 Hours Good Health, 52600 Minutes Good Luck, 3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all! "
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 195)
(5)Memorable moment r celebrated together, U r my best friend for now & forever, Make me Miss U even more this New Year, Hope this 2007 bring Happiness for you Dear.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 168)
(6)Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed .. Wish u and ur
family Happy Sparkling New Year 2007 ..
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
(7)Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 180)
(8)With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007*
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
(9)When the mid-nite bell rings tonight.. Let it signify new and better things for you, let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for, Let it signify a year of courage and believes, Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous 2007.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 246)
(10)A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 77)
(11)A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I've played the friend, Have lived and loved and labored here, And made of it a happy year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 208)
(12)One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 94)
(13)Aa gale lag ja mere yaar, Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char, Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ...... Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
(14)New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2007
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 205)
(15)My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2007.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 171)
(16)Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
(17)Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in
ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 162)
(18)Nights are Dark but Days are Light, Nights are Dark but Days are Light, Wish your Life will always be Bright. So my Dear don't get Fear Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR". *HAPPY NEW YEAR*
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 199)
(19)We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
(20)"Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success"
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 110)
(21)"On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes"
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 60)
(22)Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours and let each new year find you a better man. (Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 108)
(23)Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.Happy New Year
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 129)
(24)"May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations"
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 97)
(25)In ‘The Universal Bank of God’… God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you… So,Enjoy spending… Happy New Year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 155)
(26)The merry year is born Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 68)
(27)Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 63)
(28)New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
(29)Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Happy New Year. (Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 101)
(30)Before the golden sun sets, 2006's calender is destroyed, And mobile networks get jammed, I wish in 2007 every moment is enjoyed
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 131)
(31)For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
(32)God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 140)
(33)Beauty.. Freshness.. Dreams.. Truth.. Imagination.. Feeling.. Faith.. Trust.. This is begining of a new year! (Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 117)
(34)Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
(35)HAPPY NEW YEAR Receive my simple gift of LOVE Wrapped with SINCERITY Tied with CARE & Sealed with BLESSINGS 2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long. HAPPY NEW YEAR....
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 173)
(36)Tom Cruise Angelina Jolie Aishwarya Rai Arnold Jennifer Lopez Amitabh Bachhan & me.. All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
(37)Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 140)
(38)Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer, Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year, And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear... Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 166)
(39)New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
(1)In Year 2007 may God...would be your Best Friend, He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You , God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
(2)Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...happy,HAPPY NEW YEAR.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 141)
(3)Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
(4)" I Wish in 2oo7 God gives You... 12 Month of Happiness, 52 Weeks of Fun, 365 Days Success, 8760 Hours Good Health, 52600 Minutes Good Luck, 3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all! "
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 195)
(5)Memorable moment r celebrated together, U r my best friend for now & forever, Make me Miss U even more this New Year, Hope this 2007 bring Happiness for you Dear.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 168)
(6)Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed .. Wish u and ur
family Happy Sparkling New Year 2007 ..
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
(7)Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 180)
(8)With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007*
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
(9)When the mid-nite bell rings tonight.. Let it signify new and better things for you, let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for, Let it signify a year of courage and believes, Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous 2007.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 246)
(10)A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 77)
(11)A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I've played the friend, Have lived and loved and labored here, And made of it a happy year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 208)
(12)One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 94)
(13)Aa gale lag ja mere yaar, Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char, Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ...... Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
(14)New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2007
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 205)
(15)My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2007.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 171)
(16)Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
(17)Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in
ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 162)
(18)Nights are Dark but Days are Light, Nights are Dark but Days are Light, Wish your Life will always be Bright. So my Dear don't get Fear Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR". *HAPPY NEW YEAR*
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 199)
(19)We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
(20)"Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success"
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 110)
(21)"On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes"
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 60)
(22)Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours and let each new year find you a better man. (Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 108)
(23)Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.Happy New Year
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 129)
(24)"May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations"
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 97)
(25)In ‘The Universal Bank of God’… God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you… So,Enjoy spending… Happy New Year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 155)
(26)The merry year is born Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 68)
(27)Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 63)
(28)New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
(29)Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Happy New Year. (Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 101)
(30)Before the golden sun sets, 2006's calender is destroyed, And mobile networks get jammed, I wish in 2007 every moment is enjoyed
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 131)
(31)For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
(32)God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 140)
(33)Beauty.. Freshness.. Dreams.. Truth.. Imagination.. Feeling.. Faith.. Trust.. This is begining of a new year! (Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 117)
(34)Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
(35)HAPPY NEW YEAR Receive my simple gift of LOVE Wrapped with SINCERITY Tied with CARE & Sealed with BLESSINGS 2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long. HAPPY NEW YEAR....
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 173)
(36)Tom Cruise Angelina Jolie Aishwarya Rai Arnold Jennifer Lopez Amitabh Bachhan & me.. All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
(37)Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 140)
(38)Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer, Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year, And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear... Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 166)
(39)New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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