Funny SMS collection

Funny SMS

(1)Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 154)


(2)Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 146)


(3)Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 144)


(4)Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,

Khadke glassi in the bar,

Punjabi Bhangra te

Chicken Fry,

Always TALLI

never CRY !!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 125)



(5)Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 117)



(6)What do you call a female who never laughs?







"HASINA"
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 59)


(7)Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.

Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!

Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 127)



(8)Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 131)


(9)Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,

Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,

Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 140)



(10)Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 148)


(11)What is the height of telling a lie?

A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 127)



(12)Which are the 2 latest versions of java.



Think... think... think...



Marjava & Mitjava
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 92)


(13)Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)


(14)Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..

par afsoos ke....





loan pass nahi hua...
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 136)


(15)Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.

Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)


(16)Rabri: Ka karat ho?

Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.

Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)







(17)Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.

RANI - Before marriage.

LAXMI - After marriage.

BAI - After children.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 122)



(18)Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.

Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 122)


(19)Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 133)






(20)Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 129)


(21)A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?

Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 125)



(22)There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 99)

(23)Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 147)


(24)Kripya Dhyaan De,



















Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 65)







(25)Geeta mein likha hai?

















are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 107)



(26)Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 107)



(27)Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 138)



(28)Always start your day with a lot of S E X

S-mile

E-nergy

X-citement

so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 124)