Students Exams SMS collection

Students Exams SMS
(1)A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 177)


(2)Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs. Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100! Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 164)


(3)My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 130)


(4)To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 135)


(5)Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 190)


(6)Burraaah...... Sara syllabus padh liya... Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 95)


(7)Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 151)


(8)Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 131)


(9)An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 172)